I Feel Safe: Brooke Shields and Her Mercedes-Benz G500

For every time I've said the Mercedes G-Wagon is about as practical as eating ice cream in the Sahara desert, I apologize. Brooke Shields has pointed out to me that her G's pizza box-flat roof is perfect for transporting Christmas trees. My guess is that strapping a tree to the roof doesn't harm vehicle aerodynamics either, because quite frankly with the Mercedes G they couldn't get much worse to begin with. In some countries, a G-Wagon is a practical choice on a daily basis, particularly in any country that resides in the aforementioned Sahara